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FlumPHP@programming.dev to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car

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Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car

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FlumPHP@programming.dev to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Shannon Stapleton/ReutersIs it a crime to poop in a Pringles can and then hurl that can into the parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center? Maybe not, but it’s certainly an act worthy of punishment, according to the Ohio Supreme Court, which suspended the poop-slinging attorney at the heart of the bizarre incident on Tuesday. Jack Blakeslee, whose previously unblemished record now has a decidedly large, brown stain on it, was suspended from practicing law for a period of one year, with six m
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    How do you poop while driving? How do you poop into a Pringles can without missing the can?

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      I understood it as “pre-prepared poop Pringles”

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        We keep talking like it was planned but maybe it was a crime of passion.

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          Passionate pringle pooping.

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      There are two types of people in this situation. Those who avoid the speed bumps, and those who target them.

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      Fiber, and fiber.

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        Big Police Squad energy there.

        “Who are you? How did you get in here?”

        “I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.”

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      New skill unlocked.

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