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ZTabs@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

4096 beans. If this post gets 4096 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

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4096 beans. If this post gets 4096 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

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ZTabs@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Insanelysick@lemmy.world
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    Bold of you to assume there are 4096 of us here.

    • collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I thought 2500 was a stretch

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    Image Transcription:


    [An image depicting four thousand and ninety-six light blue 13.7 ounce cans of ‘Heinz Beanz’ brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a sixty-four by sixty-four rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]


    ^I’m a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

  • Nanachi@lemmy.world
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    We are reaching bean overdrive, and I say that is enough. Updoot if you want this thread locked and buried in the ground, like beans.

    • grillgamesh0028@lemmy.world
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      NEVER!!!

      THE NEED FOR BEANS MUST BE SATISFIED!!!

      • thescoutisaspy@lemmy.world
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        Gib beans.

  • GVasco@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Do we really need more beans? If we keep this going there won’t be enough beans in the world to serve lemmings craze for beans

    • FediFuckerFantastico@lemmy.world
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      That’s the thing about beans, there’s always more…

      • GVasco@discuss.tchncs.de
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        No I can’t take any more beans! Soon we’ll have a beanluge! Wait, we kinda already did!

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    In the future this will be the measure of a social network’s active userbase. The Bean Count.

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    I would say I can’t see 8192 happening, but I said the same thing about 4096 and I was wrong, so who knows.

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      RemindMe! 1 moth

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