This is the second time today I’ve seen you link to the New York Post.

Are you going to start linking to NewsMax next?

I’m not expert on these things, but I hear phones can be a line to the outside world in a crisis. Anyone know if that’s true? Can you use a phone to call people or anything like that?

If someone really wants to think that was what I was saying and couldn’t figure it out from the context, I honestly do not care.

If you weren’t grouping me in with that “a lot of you,” then you sure could have said I was not part of that group. Since you replied to me directly, what else was I supposed to think but that you meant me?

Cool. Shut down your company and tell everyone else in your network to do the same.

“They go hard”

Oh the couch is fully aware.

You used to be one of my favorite people on here

Did I or did you have a picture of me in your mind that wasn’t real since it included the assumption that I’m some sort of internet illiterate?

Since you began with a silly assumption that I didn’t even know anything about TikTok, I see no reason to continue.

I’ve literally been paid to make TikTok videos. I gave it a chance and found it wanting, but at least I was paid.

Trump will get done what Biden couldn’t

Like domestic genocide.

Or, you know, George Carlin or Richard Pryor.

You mean like most successful stand-up comedians?

He was by far the funniest guest on Dr. Katz and I looked forward to it every time he was on.

That’s not what Trump’s bosses, Musk and Putin, want.

Remember kids: don’t drink and deity.

And honestly the only negative side effect it had on me was having unrealistic expectations the first time I actually had sex.

And that is what we should be worrying about.

I told my kid that she can watch all the porn she wants, I don’t care. Just don’t expect actual sex to be like that.

No.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction

In general I think cell phones in school are a bad plan.

In America when violent terrorists are going to be emboldened by Trump? And after Uvalde? I’d tell my kid fuck the rules, you keep your cell phone on you at all times.

Damn. Booing Dom Irerra is low even for Philly.

That guy is like comedy dynamite. He makes sports funny to me and I couldn’t give less of a shit about sports.

This is because he wants to be dictator for life and he can’t do it without war powers. The only reason I can see him agreeing to this is if he plans to keep going in Syria and maybe even start a war with Iran.

And you don’t have to take my word for it, ask his former best friend: https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-798324