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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory

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Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory

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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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BURBANK, CA—Delving into the eccentric character’s backstory to explain how he became so famous, a new prequel from Warner Bros. tells the tale of a young Willy Wonka using his rich father’s money to purchase an already-successful chocolate factory, which he renames after himself. “Wonka is the origin story of the…
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    I saw the trailer and it was absolute dogshit.

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      So you didn’t see it. Thanks. Proves my point

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        Happy to help. Not sure what point we’re proving? That even the trailer is unwatchable?

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          That y’all are as shallow and dumb as the kids that hated justin bieber back in the day.

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            That doesn’t not follow from the previous statements.

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