• KptnAutismus
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    856 months ago

    so if you didn’t know, humans need sleep. and lucid dreams are more being awake than being asleep neurologically speaking.

    so this company wants people to basically stay awake 24/7. sure, that’s gonna work out just fine. no problems here.

  • Ech
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    446 months ago

    Working Class: “We want wfh! No more offices!”

    Corporate psychos:“Hmmm, we can work with that.”

  • @TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee
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    296 months ago

    Working in your sleep sounds like a good way to think you’ve finished your work when in reality you’ve just written some random shit into documents.

  • LinkOpensChest.wav
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    256 months ago

    A fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00

    The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server

  • @toxic_cloud@lemmy.world
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    246 months ago

    “The company has already raised more than $1 million to develop the headband and is reportedly working with one of the designers of Elon Musk’s Neuralink device.”

    Oh good, so there’s a chance you might die from it too.

    • @Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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      But it will have a autowork function that will do your dream work for you up until you quit watching it work. Then it will crash you into a parked semi truck. Provides once and for all that you can die in real life if you die in a dream. Patient pending

  • PatFusty
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    206 months ago

    As long as i would wake up refreshed and dont remember what I worked on fuck yeah i would work in my sleep.

      • @mob@lemmy.world
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        46 months ago

        Nah, that’s more like confidentiality… They still sleep after they forget they work.

        I think Severance would probably be easier to sell if they can’t remember 8 hours of work each day, but still get to be awake for the next 16 hours.

        • @mayonaise_met@feddit.nl
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          It’s different, but one of the points the show wants you to think about is whether not remembering suffering is better than suffering and being in control. In that way I don’t know if I would be so certain that working during sleep without remembering would be such a good idea.

        • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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          56 months ago

          So, 40 hours of straight time, and 56 hours of time-and-a-half from the comfort of my bed? 124 hours of pay per week?

          I’d pay off my car in 3 months, the remainder of my house in 9 months.

          Why wouldn’t I like this?

  • @lugal@lemmy.world
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    166 months ago

    I sleep 8h a day and have a 40h work week, so I wake up in the morning and am done for the day, right? Right??

  • @elvith@feddit.de
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    156 months ago

    My boss makes a dollar and I just a dime, that’s why I sleep on company t… wait…

  • @ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world
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    126 months ago

    I mean I rather work 8 hours in my sleep and have the rest of the day off to myself, but if such thing worked it would never be like that.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    106 months ago

    Not another. If this works, I’m actually gonna commit arson so this doesn’t continue to exist.

  • @Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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    86 months ago

    This is absolutely a venture capital scam. The tech isn’t even there for Jetsons style recreational dreaming. No way you can make tech that will extract useful work out of dreamers any time soon.

    • AutistoMephisto
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      26 months ago

      Has to be a scam. Good on them, though. If private equity firms and venture capitalists have all the money, take em for all you can get.

    • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      6 months ago

      The tech stimulates a state of lucid dreaming, and the idea here that you can work while you sleep stems from the fact that if you are aware of and in control of your dream, you can choose to work on solving complex problems in them. They’re not actually going to make you work in your sleep or even induce a dream that forces you to dream about working. Merely giving you a lucid dream and letting you control what happens.

      I wouldn’t be working. I’d be exploring space and time… And riding dinosaurs.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    86 months ago

    Sleep already does that. They’ve researched it and found we make better decisions when we sleep on it. Problem is companies think that’s too slow and have to make decisions in 5 seconds.