Basically title. I hate seeing alle the “yeah baby spread 'em”, “uugh I came to this” and the creator’s canned response to boost traffic to their onlyfans.
However, it feels weird not acknowledging a good post, especially in growing communities.
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Well, just state the fact like “I approve of this butthole”, or “the artist did a great job at detailing this pubic hair patch”.
But yeah, I totally get it, it is tough.
Yeah, baby, I want to fill you up with eels
works every time
my nipples explode with delight!
Jesus, you actually made me laugh! Good on you!
Chicks dig eels
just being nice is good. keeping the focus on the picture or title and not on yourself as the person commenting is also good. “you have great tits, they look gorgeous!” vs “your tits make my cock so hard and ready to cum on them”.
if there’s a sexy title that invites sexy responses (like a question or whatever) I don’t think there’s anything wrong with answering it. just don’t go overboard and turn it into a paragraph of sext.
being rude or implying the poster isn’t good enough for you is always cringe, unless you’re on a kink subreddit dedicated to that kind of thing.
I always enjoy a good pun but any genuine response is good. If i comment on posts i tend to go with my initial reaction.
The best way is to do so objectively:
I really like the lighting in this scene!
What great shot composition!
I can see you worked hard on this! Good job!
don’t say “good job” though, it comes off as like…praising a child?
Good girl, well done, you’ve earned yourself an upvote!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Now now, dont act up, young lady, at least not if you still want my precious Internet points that arent even counted on this website!
Unless the poster is into that, of course.
This is the way. Compliment the craftsmanship.
talk like a normal person and not like a porno
“Well done m’lady. I tip my fedora to thee!”
My brain always wants to comment on something in the image completely unrelated to the purpose of the content for some reason and I never do because I feel like it might be a little rude? Don’t get me wrong I fully enjoy the main content of the image but sometimes people just have such interesting things in the background or on their person. Sometimes Im just tired of being horny and want to make a pun.
I comment like that as a joke most of the time, especially on some of these Instagram accounts where chicks are pulling their skirts up splaying their crotch at like a gas pump or some other weirdly public setting.
“Excuse me, ma’am, you’ve been here 20 min, are you going to fill your tank up or what? If you’re not getting gas, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”
“maam this is a wendys”
If the creator says something provocative, I don’t see a big problem in responding with something in horny mode. (But it’s probably good to use private browsing and VPN to feel more anonymous).
Otherwise I just be normal and kind, I guess.
That is a wonderful question and I can tell you with certainty that I have no Idea either!
I don’t know that there’s anything appropriate, I just go with cringe or try to make a stupid joke. Does anybody actually read porn comments? I’m not sure what else you can say? Serious critique of the lighting? Intellectual deconstruction of the porn’s intent? Cum-taste enhancement recipes? Comment on some feature in their bedroom/house/wherever?
We’re looking at pics of their nude bodies because it makes our genitals feel funny, the whole situation is just so absurdly ridiculous that nothing you say will be or not be appropriate. Though I guess complaining, insults, or implied violence is a general no-no.
I love reading lewd comments because they’re most often funny, tryhard, and cringe, but sometimes they can be genuinely hot.
“10/10 butthole” where “butthole” is whatever is noteworthy about the post
When I feel the need to reply, I simply just say “Thanks for sharing.”
I say “Good even’n madam, fine weather yes? Blessed day and good fortune”, cum and leave.
Respectful and you sound like a gentleman which is really what people want on the internet.
To me, that comes across as quite dismissive. Almost like you’re saying “I acknowledge that you’ve posted something” but then saying nothing about the content of the post. It’s far too generic.
IMHO, I’m down with it being generic. It’s a stranger from the internet. Not looking to chat. I’m just an upvote and a thank you.
Talk like a friend, say what you like or don’t like, what you’d like to see- etc.
