Soil muncher doesn’t sound very cool and it doesn’t roll off the tongue very well. Dirtmuncher just sounds superior. You could also go sexual style and call them “spermophages” for eating fruit but I’d advise against it as we wouldn’t want your mother to think you’re asking for her.
Some people really hate to be reminded that their treats are made of animals. I like to remind them, because sometimes that leads to people changing their behavior. Also it’s funny.
Yeah it’s way better.
Pisses a lot of people off too, which is why I use it lol
You do you, soil muncher.
Since you also eat plants that doesn’t really work lol
Soil muncher doesn’t sound very cool and it doesn’t roll off the tongue very well. Dirtmuncher just sounds superior. You could also go sexual style and call them “spermophages” for eating fruit but I’d advise against it as we wouldn’t want your mother to think you’re asking for her.
Why would anyone be pissed off by that word?
Some people really hate to be reminded that their treats are made of animals. I like to remind them, because sometimes that leads to people changing their behavior. Also it’s funny.