Lemmy.one
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Shitbird [any]@hexbear.netM to shrekland@hexbear.netEnglish ·
edit-2
4 years ago

shrekposting my way out of a job (my texts with Dave)

hexbear.net

message-square
88
fedilink
6

shrekposting my way out of a job (my texts with Dave)

hexbear.net

Shitbird [any]@hexbear.netM to shrekland@hexbear.netEnglish ·
edit-2
4 years ago
message-square
88
fedilink

fixed because my first try at this broke the website.


need context?

First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136

Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194

Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153

Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    4 years ago

    Jesus Christ you didn’t have to actually go through with it

    • Shitbird [any]@hexbear.netOPM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      4 years ago

      you put in a lot of effort. it was time.

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        4 years ago

        So long as you’re fine with it and aren’t going to starve or anything

        • Shitbird [any]@hexbear.netOPM
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          4 years ago

          already submitted for unemployment and my roommates knew this was coming.

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            4 years ago

            Ahh okay then if you were going to get fired anyway this is fucking hilarious lol. My algorithm manipulation was worth it 😉

            :agony-yehaw:

            • Shitbird [any]@hexbear.netOPM
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              edit-2
              4 years ago

              oh I wasn’t going to get fired, I could have kept shrekposting indefinitely.

              it was just killing me inside every day that i woke up still working there.

              :quokka-smile:

              I didn’t think you fuckers were going to uplike my first post, but when it happened I knew it was time.

              • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                edit-2
                4 years ago

                Did you do any actual work lol. In awe of the sheer energy of this post.

                I didn’t think you fuckers were going to uplike my first post, but when it happened I knew it was time.

                If you spam lots of comments it automatically puts the post at the top of the front page, even if it has like 10 upvotes. So that way everyone sees it and upvotes it. I didn’t realize that it was that powerful though lol. Sorry for making you lose your job lol.

                • Shitbird [any]@hexbear.netOPM
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  1
                  ·
                  4 years ago

                  if the post wasn’t good, no one would have upvooted and the mods would have purged me. worth the risk.

                  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
                    link
                    fedilink
                    English
                    arrow-up
                    1
                    ·
                    4 years ago

                    So mods allow you to game the algorithm in order to get fired? Based

shrekland@hexbear.net

shrekland@hexbear.net

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !shrekland@hexbear.net

LEMMYGRAD.NET - HOME OF SHREK COMMUBISM

:shrekbear: wot r u doin in mah swamp

it is shrekland, a land for shrek fans, shitposters, roleplayerrs, and “shrek”.

:shrek-mike: .

all content must include the word shrek, have shrek characters photoshopped into them, or be about shrek thank you🙏

:shrek-blob:

good energy only, no shrek haters.

:pog-fish: follow cod of conduct

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 6 users / day
  • 6 users / week
  • 6 users / month
  • 272 users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 1.92K subscribers
  • 100 Posts
  • 286 Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • ScreamoBMO [they/them]@hexbear.net
  • Shitbird [any]@hexbear.net
  • gvngndz [none/use name,comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • Shrek [they/them]@hexbear.net
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org