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In the Netherlands, safe and clean water is regarded as a basic need. That’s why tap water is safe to drink everywhere in the greater Rotterdam area. The quality is comparable to bottled mineral water, without any taste of chloride or salt. Read on to find out more about the water in Rotterdam, how to find your household water meter, and how to transmit the meter readings.

Pfft what sort of peasants would drink regular water from some boomer water delivery company? You just piss out most of that and it completely goes to waste.

Watr monitors your vitals though your smartwatch and alerts you at the exact moment when to drink to achieve premium hydration. Their unique hydration formula tastes exactly like water but provides 69% better hydration because the molecules have been radioactively enhanced though the secret Watr process that lies at the heart of every bottle you drink.

Y’all need to get with the times man.