I mean…that’s a sturgeon…
Oh, I feel much better then, thanks.
I’m glad I could put you at ease.
Looks like a fish to me.
Yeah, seriously, don’t be a sturgist.
Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I AM A STURGEON, DR. HAN
Yeah, you can’t go to a salmon for sturgery.
i don’t know how to explain this but — i fucking hate modern car … repair culture. that car looks 100% driveable and functional fish aside. but instead that’s like thousands in repairs because the boutique part specifically for the 2012 line is rare and etc etc
like if your phone got dented a bit you’d go on with your life
but suddenly with this it’s a huge fucking thing with companies and paperwork and money
I don’t understand your anger, but I damn sure appreciate the energy.
He’s right though. that front end is made of like 50 parts that they need to order. Then you’re paying some guy labor to put it on properly.
Used to be much easier, also less safe
That would probably be written off in the UK
I would not trust that bumper to stay attached or the hood to not take off at highway speeds. It might also be crosseyed at night. Needs some ducttape, at least.
I just leave dents in my car. If it’s functional, it serves it’s purpose. I’m married, so I don’t have anyone to impress with my car. Practicality all the way.
What an odd thing to be upset about. It’s other people’s stuff, leave it alone. It’s not harming you either way. Besides, I see plenty of janky Nissan Altimas around with damage the owner/leasee obviously has no intention of repairing.
Mate thats a free dinner if I ever saw one
Is there such a thing as a free dinner? I know free lunches are a myth, but I’ve never heard the other meals addressed.
I meant like… eat the fish
🎶 Like a sturgeon, struck for the very first time, like a stuuurrrrgeon made your heat beat, and insurance climb.” 🎵
relevant meme video about a collision with fish
if anyone knows how to make this embed, please help
I think you can use the markdown style embed
I don’t think Lemmy supports embedded videos yet, just images.
I think it’s broken at the moment. I tried to link something for you and it won’t do it. Here’s a description of what I tried to do. Under the reply area there are four buttons: ?, image/gif, language, and add comment. I selected image/gif and filled in the blanks, but…nothing.
Oh wait, looks like it did. I sent a screenshot. Give it a try with your gif. Nothing will show up until after you hit send.
Jealous, I only run across a king salmonid like once every 1,000 runs.
Seen it. Covered it.
We. Are. Farmers. 🎶
Not that it matters–I totally didn’t count–but you’re missing four notes.
We. are. fishers 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
At least they can sell it to pay for some of the damages. King Alaskan Salmon ain’t cheap.
Simpsons did it
Russians left the space station door open again.
What even was needlessly censored here?
5 letter alternative spelling of a 6 letter word with a controversial past and present particularly in the US.
