TBF, those are black bears. Black bears are pussies.
Except for when they’re not, like that guy who was recently eaten in Arizona found out.
huh, TIL
Black bears giving zero fucks about standing next to Marilyn Monroe.
This is my exact aesthetic. Is there a higher res version? I need this as my desktop bg
I’m busy tonight, but if no one comes through I could probably AI upscale it.
This photo was taken at a time when national parks were treated like amusement parks. People literally fed bears out of their car windows, and the animals were practically domesticated by this. Yes, they could still do some damage if they were angry, but they got so fat and lazy off of all the food and trash being handed out that they had no reason to be aggressive.
Not pictured: the absolute fuck ton of opiates she was on at the time.
Barbiturates. She loved the barbiturates, not opiates.
Opiates are black bears and barbiturates are brown bears
Commenting after 11 days just to say I love this comment
Given her life and depression issues, she was probably hoping they’d maul her.
they’re almost as messy as she was
