Parts are, rest will be. Mr. Skeltal has spoken, doot!

It is not. Misunderstood concept still, apparently. There is some kind of information war going on.

As the religious people say: Amen. Let us amend it into Mend.

Hey, at least it was not “Help! My child is stupid” .

On the bonus question: Our stomach acid is very acidic. Mushrooms will not survive. Then there’s the immune system if they do happen to find a vulnerable spot. No.

Plot twist: The lever was set for the train to move to the sidetrack. Who caused the train to squish the people, you or theseus’ you? O.o

What is this word; “mildly”?

Excellent satire indeed. Also highlights how having experience with personal medical issues can help broaden perspective on how to help others.