Did the Russian parade happen already? Drone the shit out of it

Edit: May 9th damn, drone the shit out of them anyway

I would choose sex if I could but my wife doesn’t fit that niche

Thanks! I’m addicted to crack now

This is the motivation I needed to continue smoking weed, thank you

Fuck Israel

Damn 3 hours? Gay guys got all the luck

I feel like it completes the thought

Who’s letting their kids this close to a pedophile? I think we need to call child protective services

Lol lol at that idiot. Lmfao

Shouldn’t it say “(left)” after mentioning the penguin?

This is what trump would look like on the subway

Well at least the sex was good

Open fire. I felt threatened and have a right to protect my home