Lemmy definitely doesn’t give us that luxury.

Even my YouTube suggestions get fed up with my doomscrolling and it hits a dead end so I have to refresh and they keep giving me the same videos over & over again.

Sheen abuses people just fine on his own without needing an Epstein.

Better to invite another couple to live with them, then they’ll have four incomes, instead of a third wheel & possible homewrecker.

Piroulines are my weakness too. But GLP-1s are curing my weaknesses.

Oh I thought it was a dorky but essential song Bette midler recently came up with but it’s a woody Guthrie classic!

Ah yes his signature “my heart goes out to you” totally-not-a-nazi salute

Well which is it? Are they leaving? Or making it private?

Make sure the grapefruit is warm and yer man is blindfolded and he has no open wounds in his nether-regions.

The only thing missing is his smartphone with uncovered front & rear-facing cameras & the cameras buried between pixels on the screen that constantly watch his face whenever he’s staring at the screen even if he covers his front-facing camera.

Mmmm apple juice

That sounds like a problem that shouldve phased out in the 2010’s. Aren’t we all hooked up to our phones via Bluetooth through the car stereo speakers now?

At the end of every work day, that third panel is how I feel I’ve been treated. But then payday comes around and I keep going back for more torture.

It was probably the formula for antigravity.

I think 6? They’re not really bricks though. They’re pieces.

My attention span is failing me. What’s this about a sponge? And pretending not to see it?

Thank you!! 😂

Gosh darn it I joined this new instance that doesn’t allow me to downvote comments that bother me 😐

And $100k in the bank 🙄

Biodegradable bicycle helmet: