Let them eat limbs

People say that shit all the time, quit trying to feel smart online.

Just don’t talk to people who are socially and cognitively beneath you.

tips fedora

“I thought I was autistic. It turns out I’m retarded.”

I was worried until I read the first line:

“A 74-year-old man went to an emergency department in Florida with rapidly rotting limbs after jumping into the waters off Florida’s Gulf Coast.”

I won’t be stepping foot in Florida and I refuse to swim in the ocean as everything in it wants you dead.

I’m imagining it right now

“I play video games with the same input as Microsoft Excel.”

Will you put this screenshot of a 28 business names and their corresponding websites into an Excel file for me?