What if we turned a markov chain containing two decades of internet fan fiction into an oracle. Just spitballing here…

is one of the source texts for the markov chain text generator our old favorite Harry Potter fan-fic?

“what if computation was more wrong but on the other hand was faster and used less power”?

What’s the elevator pitch for Extropic again? There’s no human description in the video and I’m not turning sound on for that.

Honestly, this sort of quote from Goertzel is the kind of thing I would expect as the satirized musings from a pompous character in the Illuminatus Trilogy.

“I’m sort of a complex chaotic systems guy, so I have a low estimate that I actually know what the nonlinear dynamic in the memosphere really was,”

I say right before inhaling deeply from a bag in which I have dispensed a hefty amount of spray paint.

WTF I was doing all this in EMACS in 2008.

Moar like power the butt.

Is that why the robot is wrapped in a giant cum-sock?

That WSJ review is something special and I didn’t have sound on or CC so I’m sure there’s some weapons-grade stupid going on in dialog that I am missing. I stopped watching about when they put up a picture of Allen Turing (AI Pioneer!) and a picture of the “AI Pilot” who’s first name is Turing and then highlighted that both have the word “Turing” in their names.

Also that overgrown Roomba with hip dysplasia took 5 minutes to put two glasses in a dishwasher poorly.

Oh God my brain is so used to turning typos into likely intended words that I missed “free-sprinted”, which I’m going to guess in this context involves being athletic and horny and bottomless and possibly suffering from protein-powder-induced lead poisoning.

That might explain why copilot is a cum sprite

What professional athlete is a) working for OpenAI and b) wants to turn Sora into the bottomless fountain of goon?

I once had someone tell me to my face that comments were a code smell.

Oh, so Call of Duty

This will be easy thanks to the “Benevolence of the Rocket” equation as seen on Trashfuture.

“remember 1-900 numbers? They’re back! In AI form!”

Also I browsed other items on the site the phone came from and holy shit I have never seen a more cursed collection of products draped in Christmas shit.

Anybody else notice that the Ani responses seem to follow a formula, depending on the… sentiment I guess… of the input? All the defensive responses start with “hey”, and end with crude rebukes. It all seems like xAI made an Eliza that will either flirt or swear.

“Pegged in the ass by a physical manifestation of an online forum thought exercise gone horribly wrong” should be a Tingler if it isn’t already one.

Trok is this grue?

Hobo’s Garbalisk