This is hilarious out of context

It was a meme that originated from this copypasta, although it’s apparently unclear where it came from:

“I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.”

This could be interpreted as belittling the efforts and courage of those who do acknowledge themselves, like “oh if you’re a woman then I’m a fucking attack helicopter” or something like that. I’ve never seen it as anything but a meme.

If Distractible has taught me one thing, it’s that chainsaws belong in crotches apparently

“My name is Robert”

“…Dick”

“…”

Oh fuck I just realized I’ve been on Lemmy for years… its been that long???

We got everything you could ever want; Old oak cocktails; Coniferous; Leaves; And my special syrup mmm yes!

stickers?

Stickers?

Exclaation marks are clearly too agressive, going to need you to cen*or that

Edit: Ah fu*k it’s just italicizing… uh…

Just sew it back on, I’m sure it’ll buff out

/s

The book Hatchet opened my eyes to this. One of the really early scenes in the book is the main character getting absolutely eaten alive by mosquitoes at dusk. That scene scares me…

mumble mumble mumble … BWA BWAH BOOM KABLOOEY… mumble mumble mumble

I’ve always been told vintage is 20+ years old, antique is 100+ years old, and 200+ years is an artifact

This is the way. Even if anime is widely accepted and loved nowadays, I still refuse to speak with anybody about it unless they bring it up first.

It certainly is well optimized. It can run all of creation on what? Not a single bit of computational power (that we can tell), it just works!

The graphics are overrated, there’s no artistic flair whatsoever. I mean can you tell me who the lead for that was? Cause everybody and their mother has a different answer. It’s so unrecognizable and generic that people misattribute the credit all the time.

Benjamin Magnus, a streamer who plays both some niche games and popular ones. Some games I don’t see many other people play. Xenonauts 2, Rule the Waves 3, Ultimate General: Civil War, and Hearts of Iron 3 being my favorite to watch. He also does Rimworld, Project Zomboid, and other games, but the games mentioned are my favorite to watch.

It’s a livestream (on Twitch but restreamed over to YT too), so it’s longform content and requires some attention span to watch.

100% done this before. Took a nap, woke up a few hours later and thought I was way late for work the next morning. I panicked to get ready, then woke up a bit more and realized it was still the same day…

HMMM HMMM HMMM

One of my coworkers has a “boobies make me happy” sticker with just straight up a pair of tits under it. I mean he’s right, but I wouldn’t want it on my car