JohnnyFlapHoleSeed

Yeah no shit. Every single one of these nationalist pro-us movements are started by state sponsored actors from enemy nations, which is why social media should have always been regulated like broadcast media, but greedy geriatric fucks decided money was more important than voters and national stability.

No dawg, we’re gonna fucking lynch all of you geriatric pedos.

We don’t need democrats to help. Just to ignore it, which they seem pretty good at doing

I hope he repaints his bathtub wall with the back of his skull. And that’s just because of how shitty his music is

What does shriveled old dick taste like? You seem like someone who would know. Or at least Fox News told you what you think it tastes like…

That’s a weird way of saying that illegally kidnapping workers is damaging to a community

Now do it to the Pedodent

Muslims and alcohol are like Hindus and beef. For context, at a work potluck with our hospitalist staff, which was primarily people from the India/ South East one of the doctors asked about one of dishes that had beef, and then said, ‘yeah but this may be from cows that weren’t holy, sometimes you have to try them to tell’ he then tried some of the dish(I feel like it was a beefy chilli cheese dip) and then said ‘oh no, these cows weren’t the holy kind’ and then he got a big scoop of it on his plate.

Everyone got a good laugh.

Maybe Topher saves the universe

We should shoot his ass into space in the Apollo 13 capsule with all the manuals, and let him know that he has to safely navigate it around the moon and back to earth by himself, and if he does, we’ll let him live.

He’ll die within 2 days

When the poor create an angry mob and kill the rich, it’s called justice

Yeah, he definitely looks like he wouldn’t be able to tell the difference

God what a little bitch baby

Lol, people can’t afford the 3500 to get an MRI and that ballers are just handing that shit out to rodents

Give the contract to Rocket Lab, they don’t blow up their shit every other month

We need to turn out the vote in that new district. The maps they drew were based on voting and registration data from past elections. If you add a massive amount of new voters in the district, you basically throw a giant fucking wrench in their plan, because they pushed for the change based on old data and ‘known unknowns’.

It’s what we need to do in every gerrymandered district. Also, play hardball. Sign up to drive a voting shuttle from conservative nursing homes and elderly communities to the poles, then don’t show up, or show up really late and then have the vehicle ‘breakdown’ before you can get there.

Also push to have local polling places changed at the last minute. The elderly are people of habit. If they show up to vote at the same place they’ve voted for 30 years and it’s not open, they’ll probably just go home.

Also if the power were to go out at certain polling places right before election hours, that would reek havoc. A mass influx of police calls could also keep officers so busy they don’t have time to vote.

Let’s get creative. Flip their fuck stick around and use the business end on them

Nobody gives a shit about what Trump’s mail order bride thinks. Why is information about her listed first?

Honestly… Like I’ve thought of that. Get 100k+ a year, and then just slow roll, mix up numbers on paperwork, distract people with conversation so nothing gets done, etc if you had a loose internal network of accomplices, you’d at least be adopting the tactics that worked for your enemies. At which point you can learn to refine and counter

Good. Dont fund Trump, period

Yeah, I was going to say, this headline is just a sensational way of saying plugin hybrid are more efficient than petrol only cars

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