But surely everyone greets you by saying “Dr. Fossilesque, I presume?”.

That alone has got to be worth the overqualification issues.

This image immediately reminded me of this sketch.

I don’t get why guys stay so quiet when it’s just the two of you alone. Come on fellas, moan out loud, it’ll enthuse your partner and yourself. Also it helps you get out of your own head so you stop worrying about performance issues, focus on yourself and partner, and live in the heat of the moment.

Late night outdoors sex.

Last Tuesday, my girlfriend and I found a bench that was in a very hidden part of a local park. It was such a thrill for us to keep our moans quiet while she gave me a blowjob and I went down on her.