GeckoChamber [he/him]

It should be a crime to make a parody of something if you know less about it than me. No more making me look offended if I don’t find your surface-level critique of a half-remembered wikipedia article about the subject funny. No trial, straight to the oubliette.

I wish I had a local bisexual underground street racing scene to infiltrate

I can’t believe they made an entire genre of rock music that is just songs about sauerkraut, music people are so silly

He sucks ass and there is so much of him in that game

Mamdani is trying to turn our city into the Squid Games

Hey did I hallucinate this, or does someone else remember a moment in the Treat Discourse a year or two back, when people defended eating out for every single meal by claiming like 30 % of people are allergic to microwaved food?

I’ve heard it argued that one could claim, simplifying a bit, from a certain point of view, but these are just my thoughts and you may disagree

Good bit, but we all know it’s not coming out

Now before you go “he’s deathly ill ”, remember that old people love nothing more than saying this kind of stuff to ruin the vibes

I’m not confident I actually could lead a horse to water

Grenada is plurality protestant now, but I guess it could have been more catholic back in the commie days?

I’m going to start calling anything I don’t like “hybrid warfare”. If any of you think it’s not a funny bit, guess what, that’s a form of hybrid warfare

I think this would be pretty good practice for letting a thing that does not matter go for the flag-burning people. It’s a skill that is very useful in organizing.

It’s not easy for a movement to have beliefs that are different from its rhetoric. I’m sure there are individuals and organizations that are lying on purpose, but I think it’s safe to assume any movement actually believes the things it says, even if they are absurd and contradictory.

Furthermore, even individual beliefs aren’t really binary, people sort of half-believe things all the time.

A guy who bemoans the neoliberals in the government cutting spending because he rarely sees chemtrails anymore

Did you know that Spider-Man 2 (2004) is set in the USA because Hollywood wanted to target the lucrative American audience?

Me and my friends after 3 beers

That’s the planet from the album cover of Fragile

tbh, these people whose cars I’m stealing catalytic converters from have such an unnuanced view of the situation

A typical modern nuclear power plant produces between 1 and 1.6 GW of electricity per reactor per hour

How do all these articles keep making this same mistake? Can we not get someone who passed high school physics to write these?

Since the article does not do a reasonable comparison to explain what these numbers actually mean, the estimated average 18 Wh query is very roughly the equivalent of having a TV on for 10 minutes.