I only just recently learned that the lad on the right was the voice actor for Cobra Commander and Starscream.

Jesus god Damn Christ, you insufferable fucking dip shits.

No, Cumberbatch is NOT Khan!

I repeat again, Cumberbatch is not playing Khan!!.

I bet you didn’t see my huge twist! Don’t spoil it!!

Bongino? WTF? That guy is the real world incarnate of the smooshed head wojack meme.

It’s fucking simple you dumb liberal. It’s Economics 101!!

They never even took Economics 101.

$10 bucks says that when the U.S. media ask Trump why he cut off aid to Ukraine, Trump won’t be able to make at least one dig at Zelenskyy being short.

We’re gonna give $2000 Stimulus. *

*$2000 includes a previous $600 you already received before we made this pledge. This is not going to bite us in the ass at all.

It’s like these libs believe that Kamala [INSERT CURRENT DEM SLOP] is entitled to our vote.

Try some turpentine Tommy!

Mark Cuban is a business genius because he sold all of his Yahoo! stock before it fell off a cliff. He probably saw where things were going after they acquired a bullshit company for $5.7 billion.

Of course, he was the guy that sold them the $5.7 billion bullshit company so he had some obvious clues.

Holy fuck it’s real.

I spent way too much of my life beating up on myself for never completing higher education before truly understanding this truth.

What STILL blows me away is that Rush had a B.Sc in Aerospace Engineering from Princeton, yet ignored the obvious problems with a carbon fiber hull on a submersible that were easily explained by a former truck driver.

Me: “Damn, did Dan Quayle die, I don’t remember that…”

*checks Google which confirms he is still alive.

Me: “RIP, Mr Potatoe. You really stuck it to Murphy Brown.”

Oh no! It’s so hard to find other musicians that can replicate David’s contribution to those songs, where as any one can stand in for Roger.

Meanwhile the same chuds post FB/IG rage memes about how genZers being millionaires from OF or drug dealing while they have to work for a living only to throw money at this vaporware.

You’re right, I’ve changed.