I barely remember the details, but yeah something like that. But I was just a little kid, and that repeated mantra of “Someone’s at the door” fucked me right up.
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American Gothic.
“Someone’s at the door.”
Jokes generally have to be true, on some relatable level, in order to be funny.
It’s the famously-hideous Marriott carpet from the Marriott Marquis in Atlanta. It grew in popularity amongst attendees of Dragon Con, to the point that carpet camo cosplays emerged:
The carpet was replaced in 2016, but the pattern remains embedded in the Dragon Con memetic memory, and the Cult of the Carpet lives on.
Elf…no ass
Excuse you…
You’ve got to subdivide those albums, comrade!
Ever seen the inside of an Aero bar?
Like a madman who throws firebrands, arrows, and death, Is the man who deceives his neighbor, And says, “I was only joking!”
Proverbs 26:18-19
Locks are to stop honest people.
3·19 days agoAnd Zillions: Consumer Reports for Kids! I read up on which ice cream bars were the best for your money, which action figures were most durable, and why you should lobby your parents to give you an allowance to help teach you financial responsibility (I tried; my mom didn’t buy it).
12·19 days agoCould have built ten brand new public schools.
Sent 25,000 kids to preschool.
Given 3,000 people full ride college scholarships.
But blowing the money up by accident is good too, I guess.
"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over."
–Emo Phillips
Google photos is alarmingly good at object and individual recognition. It’ll probably be used by the droid war killbots to distinguish “robot” from “human with bucket on head.”
Tbilisi or not Tbilisi, that is the question.
Nixon walked so that Reagan could run so that Dubya could do cartwheels so that Trump could shit himself all over the racecourse.
completely different animals, figuratively speaking (and sometimes, literally,
When railroading time comes you can railroad—but not before.
–Robert A. Heinlein, The Door Into Summer
Best we can do is machine gun nests at the southern border.
–'Murica