Gotta lower the power setting and increase the cook time. One minute at 100%? No! One and a half minutes at 80%!

Harrumph

Ia, Shub Niggurath!

Cor blimey

Like Dracula!

You can’t bring the time travel souvenir back with you in the time machine. You’ve got to store it in a safe cave or storage unit or something so that it’ll be at least plausibly aged by the time it reaches the future, even if surprisingly well-preserved.

I went through a handful of devices, and none of them ticked off all the boxes for me.

Now I use a Unihertz Jelly Star. It’s tiny, it has Bluetooth, Wifi, expandable memory, headphone jack, and in a pinch it’s also a phone with a camera and flashlight and so forth. The battery charges very fast, and it’s got a halfway decent external speaker. More dedicated audiophiles than me would have to weigh in on if it’s pumping out audio signal in all the right bass and treble frequencies at appropriate levels, but it does everything I wanted from a digital audio player.

[Checks]

Okay, well, TIL that the legal definition of firearm doesn’t actually include flintlocks, though I’m sure that cops in the US would not bother to make that distinction before going all Judge Dredd and getting applause from bootlickers like in the original post.

“Normal” people don’t bring firearms to a rally

I want to see it all fluffed up for winter.

Okay, but do we know that there aren’t people alive today who materially profited from these Nazis escaping prosecution? Like, a Nazi officer escapes with a bunch of gold fillings pulled from concentration camp victims, he uses that gold to start a business, and his family is still rich from that business today? That kind of scenario merits investigation, even if the original Nazi is long dead.

…beans…

Despite being set in France, Lumiere is one of only two characters in the movie with a French accent, the other being Babette, the sexy feather duster. In the animated movie, Lumiere is played by Jerry Orbach, who is not French, but who played world-weary recovering alcoholic homicide detective Lenny Brisco on Law and Order.

It kind of sounds like they’re advising you to ditch responsibilities that you don’t think matter in favor of more important-seeming ones, which is the kind of fucked up ladder climbing and damn the consequences that puts sociopaths in most of the positions of power in the world.

Wil Wheaton is playing a villainous character who is paraphrasing Ayn Rand.