Or, hell, even if Bill Clinton is a weird old criminal creep, he’s still willing to throw himself under the bus to destroy another weird old criminal creep. He’s in effect saying “Yeah, motherfucker, let’s do this thing. I’m willing to destroy what’s left of my public reputation if it’ll take you down, too.”

It’s not terribly far off from that octopus that was good at picking presidential election winners.

Alas, Pandramodo never did a B-26 Marauder, but they DID do a B-52 Stratofortress!

Live long enough to get revenge on the factors that made your life shit.

Pfft

Happens every time

Ecch. I’ll take a crab juice.

This is Abbot and Costello erasure.

Not just roly-polies, but Rollison J. Pollimagnussons:

At this rate I’m going to slap King Dragon in the face one time and he’s going to go down like a ton of bricks.

One wonders how many inhabited planets in the universe are referred to by the locals as “Dirt.”

Always a good time to bring up how Alex Ross drew inspiration from J. C. Leyendecker.

Perennial

How about the fact that home insurance doesn’t cover preventative care. We had a branch fall on our roof and the insurance had to pay out to get that part of the roof fixed. I pointed out that there’s another dead branch up there that I’m a little concerned about hitting the roof, and maybe they would prefer to pay a few hundred to get a guy up there to remove the branch than a few thousand to get the roof repaired the next time, and the insurance company said absolutely not.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There are about 14,000 coal miners in West Virginia.

We could give each of them a million dollars and close all of the mines for a little more than the cost of a single aircraft carrier.

“Inefficiency and bureaucracy are inherent in a centrally planned economy.”

I mean… I’m pretty sure inefficiency and bureaucracy are inherent in any system that includes human beings with free will, so…

Look Around You