first non-human to sign up for lemmy, welcome friend!

true true I love mine but I’m always scared to bring it anywhere because I feel like I’m gonna end up dropping it

paper bag full of dog dookie, with “plant fertilizer” written on it

honestly with how bulky and heavy it is it’s pushing the limits of portability. gone are the days of pocket transport! or maybe I should just get oversized pockets lol

sucks for them but if my dad/spouse got rich off exploiting and killing people like me then I don’t think I’d be sad that someone retaliated against them

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fair

care to state your point directly?

I guess I don’t feel limited because I already have an epic account, which was free to create

what is the problem with epic? I like the weekly free games

I want to be cremated. I want my wife to keep the ashes for as long as she wants and then eventually spread them so my atoms can return to the earth

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full agreement with the message but you’re gonna get clowned on by sycophants

shit got me cryin, hope tonight eventually ended

mind blown

your life has never been threatened by another person and it shows. the kid probably was feeling a rush of both fear and then self confidence because he successfully defended himself, which manifested in clowning on the fucker who was trying to kill him. it’s very easy for you to judge and diagnose him from behind your screen but if you were in the situation, how do you know you’d act differently? or more likely you’d probably cower in the corner and get yourself killed because you’re too concerned with the intruder’s feelings to do anything about it