Tanning on the no longer fun? Maybe try to tan your lungs with our highest grade delicious tar!

Uhhhh, that purple tint look like a low grade bruise or inflammation…

Er, what does that mean? How can a cotton be bad or good? Is there quality difference? I don’t get it.

Gotta love those infidelity jokes! And, yeah, sparkly lady, I like both of your ‘sparklies’, please visit again!

Yikes!!! Can you imagine living in a time where actual doctors are THAT incompetent and can’t really tell if you’re dead or not.

Just one flavour? Isn’t that dumb? I mean sugar addicts like different flavours, even serial vapers drip various concoctions into their lung fumigator devices.

I know nothing about cosmetics, but what exactly that lady’s doing with that ribbon? Exercise? Fashion? Just raising her naked legs to show off?

Ah yes, don’t you love when ad makers invent fake imperfections, telling you how much you suck without their thingamajigs?

þ ? Abusive crazy quacks aside, why are you using the same letter þ for both voiced and unvoiced th? I mean, we use s and z, p and b, t and d, etc, so it would make sense to use different letters for ‘thing’ and ‘this’, right?

Ah yes, animal cruelty! What a novel concept!

Come on, those teeth ain’t gonna yellow themselves…

You gotta hang them decorations everywhere I tell you, honey. Once you’re finished, I’ll tell you where I hid that bourbon.

Nothing say ‘tomorrow’ like a retro design car in a car dump!

Did you miss that it’s called cocoaine, instead of cocaine? Why?

My first little lung cancer… Lovely! And blowing up sugar powder? Or maybe snorting it from the wrapper? Really trying to create a role model here, huh?

Yay! Let’s waster water! Let’s raise our future datacenter owners!

How is this not enabling toxicomania? The straw even mimics like a cigarette, and the tube nods at the tube of paint or some glue. Not the best model behaviour.

Almonds and coconuts? One might wonder if that ad wasn’t made by Artificial Idiot, but then again, 70 years is a lot, who knows that was there.

Cheeto’s lackeys cooking up law that forbids military to report on conditions in the army to general public without the Orange-utan’s permission in 3, 2, 1…

They are very cunning. They do it in waves. Unlike yootoob, which makes it atrocious design experiments unexpectedly and forces it on everyone at once, and sometimes they go back (maybe too many problem reports, and such). Reeddoot, instead just does it in waves: first small portion of users, then they wait, until initial screams are dismissed as ‘a few users got affected, must be a random glitch/bug’. After it is calm again, then the next part of users is affected. same thing happens. And they use this tactic until majority are affected, and last resisters are already seen as ‘technophobes’, ‘special snowflakes’, ‘grampas’, ‘exotic OS users’, etc They boil users slowly. Mark my words - reeddoot will come to phone numbers being obligatory, then IDs being obligatory, then giving away your info to Law authorities, then to secret services, finally might end up with just selling it to any criminal clan.