Ugh that website is blinding me! Why isn’t dark mode working on my Firefox extension?!

Do they generate more money when we watch YouTube shorts?

Something about your comment being skimmed quickly made me think “crime…murder…basement…”

In later follow-up she said her franken-truckla suffered electrical problems, rain leakage, and has been relegated to someone’s backyard, rotting away under a tarp.

Who did he love for 939 years? That’s solid relationship stability.

What is the “V” in V Assisted Death? I can’t figure out what the V means.

At the risk of sounding like a boomer, I wish people played musical instruments and interactive face-to-face games with each other in their leisure time rather than staring at screens.

We Boomers & Gen X understand this cartoon.

Last time I heard of Barron’s leisure time on the computer, he was schmoozing online with a young lady overseas whose boyfriend was in the room with her and I don’t remember any further details about that. Now if he’s insider trading with evil Daddy’s help, God help us all.

I thought it’s a diarrhea rug.

Don’t you remember in 2020 while we were all government-mandated to quarantine in our houses for a year, all these weird news articles were coming out like introducing “potato chips”- type of snacks to children in Australia , sitting them down and explaining to them that what they’re about to eat is made of crickets? And the kids were happy & fine with a package of crisps before they knew they were crickets, and they were still perfectly happy & fine eating the crisps after they knew they were crickets. It was a pretty weird dystopian news article.

Yes they were trying to introduce crisps made of crushed cricket powder. High protein! Delicious as any other crisp!

That was about a year after Bill Gates introduced The impossible Burger, lab-made, plant-based, tastes just like a hamburger but it’s plants! And we’re all like “Oh that’s great but what does Bill Gates have to do with this? And why did he buy up all the farmland in the USA and why is he starting to monopolize all of USA’s food supply? What’s going on here?”

Who married her first cousin? Your wife? That would make you her first cousin, right? But she was talking about being closely related to her pastor, so what does that have to do with the fact she married her first cousin? Did she marry her pastor? Are you her husband & her pastor & her first cousin?

If you’ve been comfortably wearing skirts & dresses for 10 years, wouldn’t you rrealize that skirts & dresses are perfectly acceptable attire in a bank? And if you’re a man who’s comfortably been wearing skirts & dresses for 10 years, how is this upcoming bank interview suddenly an obstacle? Is this your first job interview in 10 years? Here are some business-appropriate kilts: https://21stcenturykilts.com/kilts

Is this implying that everyone on those stranded-on-a-desert-island shows are just actors and they stay in hotels and live comfortably when the camera isn’t on them?