JerkyChew

This guy obviously never played B mode on the Game Boy. My space ship was best space ship.

Yeah I’ve been on Lemmy for over a year and I have no idea how it works or how I even set it up in the first place. I use it on mobile and decided to try browsing it on my desktop but had no idea how to log in. What’s my instance? Why does it seem like I have separate logins on multiple instances?Which user/password do I use?

Oh, and trying to submit things on mobile is impossible as well. I don’t have permission to submit to some community because it’s on another instance? I can’t just, ya know, federate my existing login session? Well fuck me for trying, I guess.

I gave up and just went back to old.reddit.com. Reddit on PC, Lemmy on mobile.

Working on my PC… Remember that I have to do something like pay a bill, open a support ticket etc… I click new tab… While it’s opening I tell myself that I just need to remember for a few more seconds but by the time the tab opens, it’s gone. And I just sit there staring at the new tab wondering if it will come back to me.

Mine has 29,000 miles after about 2.5 years. Should I do an AMA or something?

Be like the squirrel, girl. Be like the squirrel.

“please press 1”

No they haven’t. The figure has no details or paper trail. They said they saved $8 billion on an ICE contract which ended up being $8 million, yet they never changed that total amount.

• Voltaire

For the same reason your car’s mic is usually above the driver’s sun visor area and not in the center console.

Those of us without Twitter accounts can’t view that.

Incorrect. History is written by those in power.

No. A can of coke does not cost 6 dollars.

My passwords are all SQL injection statements. I only have to log in once.

He doesn’t need to be fired, he’ll just be ignored and marginalized.

Neither of us is*

I had this comic book, it was a special edition sold at Radio Shack when I was a kid. And yeah that pocket computer was just a big calculator that had a lot of keys.

Or a Fisher cat.

Paywall’ed.

Jeez, at least RFK’s allusion was more subtle… Though I don’t think anything Mike Pillow does is subtle.

I’d love to share this but it has the stupid trend of putting strs in wrds. Drves me nts.