Alaska has already been promised to Papa Putin

Cancels Hootsuite and moves to Buffer.

How do Americans tolerate this?

Brainwashing. Americans don’t realize they live in a Dystopian shithole where, since the 80s, the rules are made by the rich to keep the common person down.

We’re coming to the end game of this now.

Wait, so it IS gang violence?

BANG!

gurrrglgglrge

Charlie was a pain in the neck.

Don’t be fooled. They wouldn’t make it 3944.

The code is 4493. No one would guess that.

taps forehead

Speaking as a Canadian, I don’t want New England, New York, Washington and Oregon.

The eastern states are slightly less crazy, but there are a shit ton of crazy Christian gun fucking kooks in the Western states. No thank you.

We would have to do some de-arming and reeducation before taking those on.

I’m in my 50s and I’m about to throw in the towel on this thing called life. I’m never going to retire. My entire life seems to be putting out fires from the week before. The world in general just seems to be getting worse.

I no longer see the point like I did when I was a young romantic.

The nipples spook the horses and the horses spook the bears who have arrived to attack women because of their menstrual cycle.

It’s one of natures wonderful circles.

It’s only because tofu doesn’t come in a 128 oz refillable cup and contain 3000% of your daily sodium and sugar intake.

Fix that, and Americans will lap it up.

But it gives the religious cult a chance to knock on your door and ask if you’ve heard of their lord and saviour, Linus.

If there are Linux applications that aren’t complete janky shit, I’ll switch.

I need a multitrack DAW recorder that understands older and newer audio interfaces and a good multi-camera video editor.

They put together a business plan and started with a $1m loan, backed by their parents,

Must be nice to have those kinds of bootstraps.

I’m fine with this considering my house is not in the picture.

Fraser Institute is a conservative Canadian org. They cheat on their taxes and don’t pay them because they’re “a charity” and think no one else should pay taxes. Of course they fudge numbers like this and find extremes.

If you do the actual math on your personal taxes, unless you are somehow extra ordinary, you’ll find overall you’re being taxed in the neighbourhood of 30%.

I remember all of this stuff.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to die of old age.

Pretty cool until I saw the packaging. I refuse to buy produce entombed in a plastic bubble.

We are f’n taxed to death in Canada.

Bullshit

Those types of pants were popular when I was a kid. We called those little loops “comears” because we’d grab them and say “come here”

I always ask AI Jill if she wants to fuck.