But where can I get the LEGO pipette.

1910!

I bought it in 2022. It’s tiny but mine lol

I only wear bras when I’m going horseback riding or into the office for work. I have free tiddies any other time cause it’s comfier. There are a lot of people, usually gen X and boomers, who think women need to wear a bra all the time and not have the straps showing ever.

Fuck yeah! I’m getting rid of everything aside from my ovaries. Ovaries are staying because menopause at 28 years old is bad lol.

Best part is that the operation is 3 days before my birthday. Happy birthday to me! This procedure is literally a dream come true. Thinking of getting a custom cake made to celebrate the operation and my birthday lol.

I say hella every day. Slang accentuates speech and makes it fun, so I use a lot of it. Not an obnoxious amount, though. Gotta get the slang amount just right, just like swearing. It’s an art.

I don’t use skibidi because it’s too long to easily work into sentences casually. Also it’s a really fucking dumb word that feels wrong saying. Like I tried it a few times and cringed so hard I thought I was gonna flip inside out or some shit. My soul started leaving my body.

Had to use this on one of my ducks when another one started tearing her feathers out. Works really well.

I am almost 28 and use way more gen z/alpha slang than my 21 year old sister does. It becomes your permanent lexicon after a while and you keep using the words no matter how outdated they are. I say yeet at least once a day still.

Thank you! I’m very excited and my surgeon is one of the best endometriosis specialists/gynecological surgeons in the country, so I’m in good hands.

Thanks! It’s a total hysterectomy to treat recurring endometriosis. It’s gonna be so great. I’ll come off my hormonal medication too, which should help me lose weight finally.

I’ll be bed bound for 2 weeks and then have super strict restrictions for another 2 after that. I’ll need all the entertainment I can get in that time lmao. My dr is adamant that I don’t even work from home during my recovery. It’s gonna suuuuuck. But the procedure is one I’ve been wanting for a over a decade so it isn’t all bad.

Noooo. I’m getting surgery on July 17th. 😭

I only have like 10 minis and the party I DM for is 5 people, so I use a lot of random stuff as minis. I’m slowly building a collection, but it’s expensive lol

Does buying Gaiman’s work after he’s dead still benefit him or can I separate him from the art at that point? I don’t wanna support him, but I do wanna read his work someday

I got strawberries yesterday and they’re already a lil mushy. I’m so pissed

I forgot my minis for a session one day, but remembered to bring the Werther’s originals. So we used soda tabs, beer caps, and Werther’s for minis that day.

All billionaires fucking off to Mars would be great

Two my my sister’s friends are Marines that were deployed to LA. They’re very upset over it

My cat likes to interrupty work calls by meowing straight into my mic. She does it every opportunity she gets and people LOVE it.

Going to a peaceful, permitted, protest next weekend and I totally expect cops to show up. Especially because we are protesting against the president himself lmao.

My characters almost always gain 90% of their trauma from the adventure itself.