You think there’s going to be rumours that the gambling involved some kind of sex acts?

Not without also finger-punching some drainage holes for the oil…

OP it sucks that someone was shitty enough to steal something so special to you, but paying someone who is already marginalized by society to assault someone seems much more egregiously unethical… never mind illegal.

Is it eating if you’re real just acting as a piece of fleshy conduit?

Piano sommelier’s recommend tasting upright, with proper posture, to sustain the best notes of ivory, maple, mahogany, and rosewood. Cracking the lid before dining is crucial, and the only way to truly hammer home some of the more subtle dissonance between flavours.

Edit: If you find your piano is a bit too “stringy”, you may have to cook it longer. Young, over-confident, plucky chef’s often make this mistake.

Edit 2: over-cooking can also dampen the flavour, fyi.

Edit 3: one last thing, if the staff haven’t let piano rest, you’ll also want to pedal back your expectations, better to just hit up any other bar and maybe try a classical italian coda.

Edit 4: sorry, typo… soda.

Would be great if they included how these statistics are collected, measured, and defined. It’s just useless percentiles otherwise.

Are late/early/on-time arrivals self-reported by the driver? Determined by GPS? Automatically added to a database or manually by a dispatcher? Are they stored and analyzed by an uninvested 3rd party?

Is ‘on-time’ to the minute? Within 5 minutes? Within 10? Does early count as on-time? If no, how many minutes on either side of the scheduled departure time is still deemed ‘on-time’?

Also, how is having an overall percentage even helpful? What is the on-time percentage at peak riding times? What is the percentage for residential to business districts (i.e. people trying to get to work on time)?

I don’t trust these numbers at all as a frequent public transit rider. And no, I’m not taking one of the three lines identified here.

Lazy journalism in my opinion. Perhaps not the journalist’s fault necessarily, could be on the editor for not approving a thorough report. Post-media spit

I don’t think Snoop had any real interest in growing the game in Ottawa though. He only ever talked about LA… it was strange and turned off most Ottawa folks.