Okay but you don’t find it odd but you described it as “weird”-ly specific. My advice is relax and remember that just because someone mentions Jesus in front of you doesn’t mean you’re being assaulted. It goes both ways too — just because you mention atheism in a room full of religious people is no cause for you to feel sheepish. This is the equilibrium you should strive for.

Atheist married to a Catholic here: It’s not odd for religious people to share their religious perspective. It’s inextricably part of the fabric of their life and their worldview, and for them it’s relevant to the question OP asked.

It’s a goddamn Austin Powers quote you dingus.

Only sailors use condoms baby.

Thanks for the tip about Hailstorm!

Just finished Link Between Worlds on 3DS. I highly recommend it. Now I’m getting ready for vacation and trying to decide what DS or 3DS game to play next. Suggestions welcome!

Donald Trump is a self-inflicted wound.

I believe this cover is unfinished, hence all the red.

“We need you to not retaliate because we’re not serious to begin with.”

Trump threatens a lot of things to get attention.

Everyone playing along that this is some kind of genuine policy play are just buying into Trump as a legitimate leader in a similar way to how MAGA-heads do. Trump does not give a fuck about American manufacturing, American jobs, onshoring, offshoring, none of that. It’s all a grift. He’s waiting for some kind of payoff here, be it in the form of countries giving in to bad deals for the Trump Organization or investing in Truth or $TRMP. In some cases he gets to be feted at state dinners and sign some watered down, meaningless “trade deal,” temporarily backfilling his deep insecurities. Enough of this and most of the tariffs evaporate.

Because they know they’ll sell millions of copies and that even a lot of the complainers will buy it. It’s that simple.

Sorry but “woman” is not an adjective and its use that way is grating. You wouldn’t say “man teacher” and it sounds wrong. So does “woman lawyer” or “woman voter.”

The neckbeard/incel thing is using “female” when “woman” would be acceptable and more common, like “look at these females” or something. It doesn’t mean we have to abolish the word “female” entirely from the lexicon.

Conservatives: We’ll give you your TikTok back.

America’s youth: yaaaay okay you can do whatever you want to us

The notch is a design crime.

If you don’t have a Twitter account there’s no reason for you to care about this at all.

Spend your limited time on earth worrying about things that matter.

It also starred Ben Affleck.

This is what happens when you lose elections.

Daniel Craig was totally miscast as Bond.

Now get rid of the touch screen entirely. Mark my words, the first electric car unveiled as a totally analog experience will be incredibly popular.

I know this isn’t satire but it feels uncannily like satire.