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  • The most simple explanation is usually correct

    In most contexts, yes.

    and never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, lol.

    The problem with that rule is most malicious people are well aware of it, making the appearance of stupidity a tool to free them from accountability. Look at politics - we (collectively) give Trump the village idiot pass, ogling at someone could be so stupid as to blunder their way into the absolute worst economic, tactical, social, etc outcome possible. He’s not an outlier in that behavior, and corporate reps / CEOs often do the same shit.

    I don’t have the insider knowledge to say with certainty that any one instance is an example or not, but I definitely reject the whole ‘never attribute to malice’ spiel.








  • ‘Not a car guy’ here. I’m pushing 40 and my entire life idk if I’ve ever driven 90+mph. A car is a point A to B machine and nothing else, ideally without drawing the attention of law enforcement or playing chicken with a tree. Not being able to exceed 90mph is an absolute non-issue.

    What is an issue is new cars, especially EVs, being loaded up with with unnecessarily fancy shit that I don’t care about, jacking the price up.

    There are some a la carte features that are actually applicable to that point A to B: fuck yeah I want that sound system, I listen to music while traversing A-B. But that’s the cool part about a modular product like this, I can fork out for the comforts I actually give a shit about and go without everything else.

    If my wishlist stacks up to an extra $10k then I’m probably better off with one of the dozens of other options that just have the fancy shit built in; but if I can get a basic-bitch EV + an an extra grand from the handful of things I actually want, then sign me up (…in like, 5-10 years once we have a good feel for the build quality of these things and can verify that Bezos’s dick isn’t stuck in the whole op).

    It’s the perfect concept for ‘not car people’, which I’d wager is most people. It’s honestly bonkers that things like this haven’t been offered by leading car manufacturers for decades, but I’m sure there’s plenty of marketing strategy geared around “people will pay for loads of stupid shit in their EV if the only EVs on the market are packed with stupid shit!”.

    If nothing else, it might prompt other manufacturers to hop on the bandwagon and offer an actual variety of minimalistic EVs.




  • Murse@slrpnk.nettoScience Memes@mander.xyzBuzz off
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    1 month ago

    If it has a stinger, doesn’t make me honey, and is at all aggressive toward humans, it’s kill on sight. Idc if it’s a pollinator or w/e - either the other pollinators can fill in the gap after its death/extinction, or the ecosystem collapses… which we’re speedrunning the latter anyway, so fuck it, we’re not going to make a significant impact on the global collapse of life by being a little extra aggressive to fuckers like wasps, mosquitos, etc.





  • I don’t get the whole soggy straw pseudo-controversy. While yes, the paper ones are awful, it skips over the much more obvious solution of: …just don’t use a fucking straw.

    Lift cup. Open mouth. Play Interstellar docking scene music. Let gravity move the noms into the face-hole.

    No straw needed.

    Drink on the go from a disposable cup and don’t want it splashing around? Use the kind of lid they put on heated drinks, with the little elevated sippy hole.

    Like, we had working straw substitutes well before the paper bullshit came along.


  • Murse@slrpnk.nettoNiceMemes@sopuli.xyzSo that's a benefit
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    2 months ago

    After the first “what?” following the initial wave of muffled gibberish, if whatever comes next isn’t louder, I just assume she’s talking to herself.

    That assumption is never correct, but running in “what??” circles is fucking maddening. She knows the drill.