Today I did a learn!

The Dutch word for seal is ‘seadog’ and I think that describes them perfectly

That’s barbaric.

Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

My brothers!

Shooting water from my fingertips like the awesome aqua wizard that I am

What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?

You were meant to destroy the unresponsive tasks, not join them!

How would you go about remedying this though

Looks more like an extendable shitshelf for birds

Does this guy sleep in tupperware containers or something?

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He just cut out the middle man, like an efficient government should! /s

Well, did he win?