The year is 2050. Due to good behaviour, Putin has won a day off from hell. He decides to visit Moscow and enters a bar. “Do we still control Crimea?” He asks the bartender, who answer in the affirmative. “What about Donbass, is it ours?” Again the bartender confirms.
Putin sighs in relief. “Well. Then I’d like to order a vodka!”. “Coming right up!” Says the barkeep. “That’ll be 20 Hryvnia.”
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‘Russia’s special military operation is gradually turning into a real war.’
My sides are in orbit
Peskov is one goofy ass looking mf. What’s wrong with your faaaaaaace?
Gotta love it. Vatniks lining up for gas.
Sure sucks to suck
It would be a shame if something were to happen to it along the way…
Show them shitty videos of concerts you’re been to to deter them.
What the fuck am I even looking at
It’s anon what did you expect?
Fake and gay.
Why does it look like someone took a bite out of it?
Do we really need CEOs?
Aren’t these people like 140 years old now?
Anon is right on the Marx.
Well yeah, but it’s nothing new. The article titel is fear mongering clickbait.
This is for weaklings. If you’re gonna eat ass you have to commit.
Guess we doin’ cubes now.
That awkward moment you find out your mom is a Facebook Karen