I knew a kid in school who ran like this.

Man, he was soo cool

Dickinsodia

The shell as well? Thought it was some kind of carbohydrate

Inalways thought that those were like the crunchy exterior of chewing gum, but as little glitter pellet things

Using financing to buy microtransactions?

Funny enough, the link to Rich Shanton, the one who wrote this, throws a 404 error.

There’s a video from about 11 years ago of Benedict Cumberbatch doing a National Geographic voiceover on penguins. He gets it right the first few times but then he shifts to “penwing” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRpLGEwssA&pp=ygUcYmVuZWRpY3QgY3VtYmVyYmF0Y2ggcGVuZ3Vpbg%3D%3D Timestamp 3:17

Like Penwings? 🐧

Second comment because why not:

Adding "to jump off“ changes it

Well… it’s not capable of being moral. It answers part 1 and then part 2, like a machine

I know #2! I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

Edit: it’s for “klopfing” the “schnitzel”. I love schnitzel.

Edit 2: images (sorry about the dirty glass-ceramics) but do you see that bulge at the bottom? Second hand definitely pounds the meat!

Understandable. I try to eat everything that won’t kill me 👄

I‘m one of those who hate companies for changing their logo to rainbow and being all-inclusive for that one month. The rest of the year they’re just inclusive enough to not receive a shitstorm. It’s just marketing. I once read something like “Look! We made our logo rainbow! Now give us your gay money!”

I’m happy enough to live in a country where a gay couple has the same rights as a hetero one. It’s even legally allowed for a lesbian couple to get an (I don’t know the English words for that) artificial insemation. Gay couples are allowed to have and adopt children. Even the heritage is the same as for hetero couples.

Shit that’s scary. I’m glad to be living in Central Europe. Scariest thing here is the Rabbit of Caerbannog (a.k.a. the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh)

And THEN add to that that once you got hit with the spear and are running slower, a wolf just appears and starts hunting you too.

Imagine being hunted by 2 different apex predators working together

They’re actually quite delicious! And tender! People who say that their consistency is “like chewing gum” never actually ate them. They’re super tender like the most tender filet you’ve ever had. And it they only taste of the compound butter they’re served with.

And then they’re like "huh… that’s weird“ and discover time travel by accident.

„Darm“ is German for "intestines“ that’s the Weinbergschnecke, or Roman/Borgundy/Edible snail in English. They breathe where they shit….

Sour rice and “stuff”

Having an Asian mother in law made me appreciate rice. I have a 40 pounds bag of Jasmin rice at home at all times. I cook it, season it with vinegar, wine, salt and sugar (kind of like sushi, but I don’t care what type of vinegar and wine, I just use what’s at home) and to that I have veggies, eggs (sometimes raw to mix with the rice - make sure to NOT LET THE OUTER SHELL TOUCH YOUR FOOD), meats, cured meats and fish, sausage… at the end auf August/beginning of September I’ll have some Surströmming as well.

The rice is easily made in the rice cooker, afterwards it’s spread out to cool and then seasoned, then put in the fridge. Add the condiments when you feel like it.

I’m allergic to wheat (not gluten… lol) and fructose, so no sandwiches for me. Heck, even tomatoes have too much fructose for me…