NomadicWarMachine [any]

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Cake day: January 27th, 2022

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  • Weird shower thought: as a guy who’s nearly 30 now, I remember there just being A LOT of “office work sucks” media being on the TV. And it lead to a lot of my peers all being like “oh that must be why our parents are so miserable, working in an office, I never want to do that” so we all like went to trade school or graphic design college to try and become some freelancer laborer, and 15 years later a lot of us are exhausted and underpaid. I know a lot of people who today are like “yah know maybe majoring in accounting and getting a job where I sit in an air conditioned room and spend most of my time playing flash games while pretending to work wasn’t so bad, maybe my parents generation was blaming office work on their misery when it was actually something else.”

    But I’ve never worked in an office so maybe it does actually suck that much. Idk.











  • As a guy who works in a brewery, I wish someone would make a kitchen nightmares for breweries.

    “Oh my gawd! Your cellar has awful drainage and the fermenters are spaced way too close together, look at all this mold! No wonder you get so many viral hits!”

    “Well look man rent is killing me and I gotta pack as many FVs into this space as I can.”

    “Why are you making so many fruited sours? Do you know how expensive barrels of purée are? Also your diaphragm pump is from the 80s, so you’re losing like half a barrel of purée every batch!”

    “That pump was a steal”

    Cut to brewery employee: “yeah our sours are dog shit but the owner says that’s ‘what’s hot’. Idk man we could make like a decent American IPA and just market it well and make bank. Aw fuck the Lauter tun rakes broke again!”