It means “will do the same job for less money.”

She should mail a bunch of butt plugs to the Pentagon.

Read the fine print for the sign-on bonus to make sure. Either sounds like a worthy use of time, but everyone needs to decide for themselves what they’re willing to do for the resistance; don’t pick a fight just because some guy on the internet said it was a good idea.

Whatever your choice, you’re the only one who will suffer the consequences of it, so it only needs to satisfy you.

I’m gleefully imagining the Truth Social rant where he calls ICE woke

If the regime rises to power, commits atrocities, and you’re still an agent when it’s over, sure.

If you get in early, be part of the resistance, and help keep the atrocities from happening, then no.

Do it. Crime is legal now.

Everyone apply for ICE!

Either the system gets so bogged down they can’t recruit anyone, or we end up outnumbering them. Either way, we resist them.

Every single democratic senator needs to make a similar video. They can’t investigate all of them. The Rs started this takeover by uniting. If the Ds won’t do the same, we’ve already lost.

Well, I’d really like not being fed slop. Quit serving it to me, and I’ll quit complaining.

But there is bread available, isn’t there? I rest my case.

It’s more accurate to say all plants have always domesticated humans. We came after them, we depend on them to survive, we’re required to consume their waste to live, so we can’t live without them. They, however, have the option of consuming our waste to live, but are perfectly capable of living without us, and will likely continue to do so after we’re extinct.

Also, a very different climate and soil.

It’s pretty simple, really. Rice doesn’t grow everywhere.

We know it’s not a joke. The three most populated cities in the US are in deep blue states and full of people who don’t want this. For everyone in those cities, it would take days and hundreds, if not thousands of dollars, to travel to the White House. Most of us are behind on rent, have had our cars repossessed, don’t make a living wage, don’t have healthcare, and have unsustainable credit card debt.

Outside of a very vocal minority, the American people are overwhelmingly united around the fact that we don’t want this to happen.

However, the American people aren’t in control of the American government, and the American government are overwhelmingly united around corporate interests.