Meanwhile, my Grandma’s been smoking cigs for a damn long time, and she’s kicking around, around 80 y/o. You don’t need to go this hard.

They actually did have backups—in the same building… apparently, they didn’t know about 3-2-1. Gods…

It becomes more engaging, especially if said more expressively?

Правительственная пропагандистская свинья

Almost like Orbán’s the next Lukashenko. Been saying that for over ten years now.

However, you’re not legally allowed to smelt pennies into scrap. So, the point still stands.

I don’t know too much about distros, but you want something quite light. Let’s be real, enterprise like schools won’t pony up everything for Debian, especially when they just use Chromium and maybe Libreoffice. Schools are cheap, and if you can hacksaw together an Arch-based thing, they WILL buy miserable hardware, that can just barely run it, and an 8 gig SSD is much more stomachable for them than a 32-gig for Debian. SteamOS doesn’t completely crash, and that’s infinitely more complicated. This is basic Arch, plus a WM, plus Firefox/Chromium/Whatever.

You could probably make a small Arch install, add LibreOffice and something either like the GNOME browser or Firefox. What people using ChromeOS want is something light (for cheaping out on hardware to schools), and basically just a way to access a browser. Plus, something something permissions. ChromeOS is marketed towards enterprise, like education. Just need the bare minimum to get on the 'net, and no more.

Quite young. It’s my third language, but I must’ve been under five when I learned it.

My inner monologue is almost pictographic. So, first, if I think “that rabbit is big”, I think “rabbit with arrow to it, highlighting its size”. Then, when I want to do more complex things, it’s translated into a random language, and has said operations done on it.