She actively celebrated his death. Like she was freed from an abusive relationship.

Which ever dialect works best.

I don’t need attention and praise for not having kids. New parents can have all that. I’ll gladly sleep in on weekends, come home from work and put my feet up, and enjoy my freedom as an adult.

Yes. It is funny.

Not everything on the Internet should be taken as seriously as you are. If you are upset by this two panel meme, that’s something you need to reflect upon yourself.

Kinda hope people are not making big life changing decisions like this based on what their parents did or did not buy them as a child.

I think you’re taking this meme way too seriously.

And parents should not be pressuring their kids to have kids they don’t want.

Oh honey…

I’m a selfish piece of shit and that’s why I don’t want and will never have kids. I like my freedom. I like my partner and I tossing the dogs into the car and just going out somewhere. I like coming home from work and just having a quiet evening with no responsibilities. I like only having to buy groceries for two people.

Apparently someone finally listened and answered the prayers of millions.

Now, just to find when to go.

When’s the next draft?

Honestly I was really excited for her when she took on the role.

It’s just been downhill since. One can be excited for change and still disappointed with the outcome.

Heh yeah. I’m just giving you a hard time. Especially after the world cup match last night.

I think Thanksgiving got plucked by a fox in the day. We sold the rest of the later on.

That’s why I was confused. Thanksgiving is in October.

November?

Don’t let your dreams be dreams. I believe in you.

I generally get along with all our roos but we had a former rooster who would fight my partner every day. They would have to go outside with a stick in order to just let the dogs out.

That roo found the cone real quick.

No, but I think the Fox that got him did.

That’s true.

This ain’t Reddit. Welcome aboard! You’ll be accepted here unless you’re a right wing dipshit, then expect to get absolutely streamrolled.

We had turkeys for a bit, and one of them we named Thanksgiving because holy fuck it would NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP! It would just scream into the void all day.

As someone with over 50, and hatching more this week, no it isn’t.

Well, it isn’t when you have 14 acres… But man they’re so fun to just sit and watch.

Can’t wait for all the blurry photos of shit we’ve all seen a thousand times over with muffled music in the background drowning out the microphone on the phone.