So. This bugs me. Why, in fact, are mom’s capable of maxing out the word count three times over but If you send two texts they forget how to speak their native language?

Conservatives: “fuck the libs!” Other conservatives: “yeah!” Conservatives: “cool. Do you validate parking?” Other conservatives: “detain this liberal!”

My mom would crucify me if I had put a drink on that.

Wow. I didn’t think there was any career worse than a bass player.

I don’t know. It seems like they’re addressing the issues that the first one had. It was too safe and far too full of itself. It should have just been one big planet and a bit less goofy. Seems like the next one is shaping up for that. Also, if there is a game company that I trust right now it’s obsidian. I was super disappointed with the ending just being the same slides they used for new Vegas, hopefully we at least get a more satisfying ending.

Yup. Sounds about right.

Why the fuck are we asking him anything? We know exactly how he’s going to respond and we know it’s going to be disengenuous. Just let him burn it up until he’s in the fire.

Bed frame. Nightstand. Plant. Painting. Then you’ll be on the hot train to sex o’clock my friend.

Barely graduate high school. Don’t go to college. Go to dead end labour job. Consider military. Even military has standards you can’t live-up to. Join the police.

It’s usually “we have gotten bad at sex” and there’s no conversation about it. Maybe it wasn’t meant to be. Talk about and figure it out. Then leave. Don’t be a fucking dipshit about it.

Now, that’s a statistic that conservatives could get behind. Unfortunately it’s not convenient for them. So they won’t.

I went to college for horticulture four years ago. They still use this confusing rhetoric.

Forward.

During sex Ed in school this question came up. I will never forget the answer.

“There are many ways for people to love each other”

My teacher just said it and didn’t skip a beat. She just went on with the lesson. Thanks Ms.Callister.

My cousin had his done for like $3000 several years ago. No issues. He actually has surprisingly good vision.

If they’re on twitter and Facebook what’s the point?

Yeah. I’m right there with you. This could be absolutely true.

I don’t think wizards of the coast is run by DND fans.

The way things are going I’m not sure anyone in fifty years will be that introspective.

There is a third one now.