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  • That’s got to be the worst part of zookeeping: moving. The lease is up and the landlord is hiking rent another 10%. So you find another zoo in a more affordable part of town. It seems like a good idea until you have to move all those lions. Sure, you could hire lion movers, but they charge an arm and a leg.







  • Did you see the match last night?

    Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

    God! Did we?

    Wow! What a match!

    Yeah.

    All of the players running up the pitch… Players running. …and running down it again. Such athleticism!

    What was Rooney thinking of, though?

    Oh! Who knows?

    That’s Rooney!

    He is a foolish boy.

    Yeah, but that referee… I’m sorry, the referee is just an idiot.

    Yes. He was certainly the villain of the piece.