Fuck yeah.

Still cis tho

I threw this together in 2 minutes:

I imagine

With the internet ,you don’t have to!

It’s basically a wall you shoot over, and if you can shoot over the wall, the round doesn’t have the ballistic trajectory to fall into the road.

Having worn (admittedly ill-fitting) heels at several points in my life for an hour or so here and there, I cannot understand why anyone wears them.

They’re painful as fuck even when you dont roll your ankle.

The masculine urge to wear pretty things and act feminine.

It’s totally normal to wear women’s clothes and research breast forms and practice walking in heels… Right guys?.. ^Guys?

I’m not bi but I like frogs…

So… I have nothing here. I’m at a :.|:;

And what about very old fiends?

If I give France $1,000,000,000 to use a specific shade of color, but make the color on Brazilian machinery owned by Brazilians… I’ve still given France $1B. Have I not?

Diogenes bursts into Plato’s military lecture: BEHOLD! An unstoppable armored column!

Fertility rituals.

Sorry Gerald, that “Smooth sided fertility statue” isn’t a ritual object, it’s a dildo.

SNAKE?!

You ask a bunch of questions about a task in order to convince the client that the task doesn’t need to be done at all.

I ask a bunch of questions because I’ve forgotten half the answers already and am trying to make enough stick that I can make something close enough they don’t notice my attention is wandering while they blather.

We are not the same.

American chiming in: good. It’s only fair, if we want to charge you, you should be allowed to charge us.

If no other country will let us in (except maybe refugee status if it gets to that point I suppose), then MAYBE, just MAYBE, people will begin to make forceful demands of the government and actually change things instead of checks notes blaming “trans antifa blm terrorists” for everything and ultimately saying “there’s nothing we can do”.

Remember kids: the people outnumber the government, all we have to do is literally nothing and we could cripple it entirely.

“Yeah, he finally leaned left in the end” was apparently not an appropriate joke for the family group chat.

And now I know my sister is racist, so…

Quickest way to stop massive Russian losses: TURN AROUND and march your happy asses to Moscow, and have a few words with the shit bags in power.

Fuck, even just every soldier going home would cripple any ability to punish them for being AWOL.

Vanilla pudding in mayo jars.

Blue sport drink in index bottles.

I came here to laugh, not get sad about the current state of my life.

exasperated sigh LOOK they’re MENTALLY 10,000 YEARS OLD but only THE BODY is 12 OKAY??? IT’S TOTALLY NOT WEIRD MOM GUYS!!!1!1one!

Imagine going back in time and telling the signatories of the declaration of independence that politicians in 250 years would be calling a “No Kings” protest terrorists and that they hate America.