I used to work in a warehouse that made a HUGE deal about the employees using the proper recycling bin so the company can get a nice check from somewhere or other for “going green”

This warehouse recieved thousands of pallets every day.

Each pallet is wrapped with hundreds of square feet of plastic wrap.

Each box is individually wrapped with maybe 10ftsq-50 depending on size.

Each box contains goods in plastic bags. Many of them with plastic clamshell packaging.

The products get unwrapped, and placed in larger boxes on shelves.

When the items get distributed to stores, the items were put in plastic bags, boxed up and wrapped in plastic wrap, boxes placed on pallets that were automatically wrapped by machines in hundreds of square feet of plastic.

None of the plastic from the warehouse floor is separated from the general waste.

Remember, it’s your responsibility to reduce waste.

I think of the shareholders, board, c-suites, and all of their friends every time I gaze upon my Guillotine.

Man, the party that went on for decades about how democrats were going to make thoughtcrime illegal sure are speedrunning making thoughtcrime illegal.

A personal recommendation, creality ender 3 v3. About $200, and it’s a solid beginner machine. You will learn a lot by getting it dialed in.

24 Karat Dubai Chocolate Labubu Benson Boone Crumbl cookie.

Oh god I feel so old.

I genuinely don’t know if this is satire or something that actually exists.

Yes, I could do some light searching and find out, but I’d rather be old and mildly scared about changing trends.

I’ve seen a reference to “Labubu” several days in a row now. Honestly it reminds me of one of those dime-a-dozen 3d printing brand names.

I can’t wait to hear my coworkers or family members defend this after I say “shall not be infringed” and “all gun control is an infringement” or “gun bans don’t work”

I’ve heard the same argument from all of them, for years, any time Biden or Obama “considered” something about firearms.

I’m a big believer in the 2nd Ammendment, including the “in keeping a well-regulated militia” aspect that everyone seems to forget about. However, any time a well-regulated militia pops up that isn’t a bunch of religious white raging racist homophobic bigots, the alphabet squads get involved for “national security” reasons. Or they label the group a terrorist group. Just ask the black Panthers. Or anyone accused of being “members of antifa”

Arm yourselves, train with your firearms. Remember the 4 rules of firearm safety. The government you were taught would protect you is the very thing trying to eliminate you.

I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.

I’m not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.

Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone’s collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.

“Finish Them”

BBEG rolls nat 1 to dodge

“And a tarrasque falls from the sky, crushing them instantly. The tarrasque also dies since it fell from space. Also there’s a bowl of penunias.”

Malcolm Reynolds, is that you?

How long did it take German tourism to see improvement after WW2?

Do iiiiiiiiiit.

Let’s do it.

Let’s fucking do it.

I think we should do it.

Oh my god so much yes.

Make it chilly enough to wear an oversized hoodie and I will never leave.

While job searching this year, I had someone ask “are you okay with me using an AI assistant to record your voice to take notes during the call?”

To which I said no.

She then said “sorry but the position has been filled, we can go ahead and cancel this interview”

O7

I know what I’m watching tonight…

Girl, some days…

Damn I’ve got so many women to cut ties with, since apparently we can’t be just friends and my wife would probably not be okay with me lusting after all of them.

Oh wait, I forgot this isn’t a twisted manosphere world, it’s real life!

Listen, it was a celerity-induced accelerated somatic mutation rate, they’re totally fine now. Warp 10 is super safe.

No, they do a 360 into dinos and moonwalk away.

Reminder that Janeway absolutely murdered Tuvix, but she still made the right choice.

This reminds me of that one time in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.