That would make me less irritated at work.

Small company owners are too cheap to order replacement wheels, but some chucklefuck speared a tire on my lift with their fork and took a chunk out. So now I get a ka-thunk and spine-jarring jolt every rotation, and I have to be extra careful when my forks are up or I’m turning. “It still works” so no getting a replacement any time soon.

I mean, I’m sure they’d be too cheap to order spare segments, so it wouldn’t matter either way, but I can dream…

When they’re finally convinced it’s hurting The Brand™

The white brick at the bottom is for detecting large objects (cars) and is either controlling a traffic signal, or is being used to count traffic going through that spot.

An intersection near me uses them to switch the lights at an intersection where traffic almost never comes from, so a timed light is unnecessary, but important traffic still comes from that direction.

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Nothing I’ve fried has been made worse by the deep fryer

Well, other than your health.

Although you aren’t really deep frying it directly. Just by proxy.

Source: own one and do not regret

I don’t look like a troll in video games. Unfortunately in real life…

Is this some console problem I’m too PC mods to understand?

LMAO the second I realized panam was male V only I found a mod.

Not for immediate profits and plans for expansion in energy storage.

Just for general survival of the planet.

But no government actually cares about that. That’s poor people problems.

the Slate truck

one quick search and an hour of customizing later

I need one.

It took a little skimming around the FAQ for price expectations, and “The Blank Slate is expected to be priced in the mid-twenties.” which I assume will be the base “barebones no customization” version, so I’m guessing my version will probably be a solid 35k.

About 1/3 the price of the ICE truck my brother in law bought a few years ago.

Honestly if I could rig up some kind of packable solar charging setup to take on extended off-grid trips…

You can agree that something is disgusting on a fundamental level while still feeling nothing…

I find the constant suffering of others to be heartbreaking, but I don’t actually go around feeling heartbroken all the time.

Being desensitized by things I’ve seen on the interwebs over the years has dulled any reaction I might have, but I an still understand, articulate, and sympathize with those feelings.

Give me a small form pickup with at least 2ft of ground clearance and physical buttons, and absolutely no connectivity to anything outside of the cab and I’m sold.

I need a 4x6 bed and the ability to load things from above and enough clearance for rough terrain, so sadly a minivan without back seats won’t work.

Almost everyone I know could absolutely use a small electric vehicle with under 100mi range, since almost nobody I know travels more than 100mi/dayor needs anything other than personal, usually individual transport. The obvious solution is public transit, but we all know how much the US likes to invest in infrastructure…

"NOTICE

Wives choosing (insert tools here) must have a signed note from their husband"

Hmm I was gonna bring my safety glasses to do science, but I don’t have a poster telling me if I should or not.

If only there were some form of vaguely threatening poster and woman named Carol to better instruct people!

Favorite individual hike ever? 2013, hiking in a state park in ohio, going out early because I woke up and felt well rested for once in my life, and managed to catch a few hours of early morning sun on top of a rock face I climbed.

As for favorite location, I’ll admit to not having been to many destintion/touristy places and don’t typically go hiking when I’m out of state, so I’m limited to “within a few hours of places I’ve lived” and Hocking Hills in Ohio is a fun place to hike. I always notice something new when I’m there.

But you don’t UNDERSTAND!

A large company needs MORE PARKING LOTS!!!

I play women where possible because if I’m going to be staring at an ass for 150 hours, it might as well be a pretty one. never even enters 3rd person except to check out the cool armors that hide almost every bit of skin anyway

Yes my skyrim mods folder is filled with style and immersion mods geared for female characters, why do you ask?

And also all the time I spend carefully crafting the face to sort of look vaguely like me but as a girl and all the attention to hair and makeup and making sure my nails look nice with the weapon I’m holding and constantly imagining myself in her place are all completely normal cis things to do.

Legit every time someone from the US says “indian” and it’s not immediately obvious in context, I ask “do you mean people from India, or Native Americans?”

Sir/Ma’am/Enby, this is a shitpost.

Now now, let’s not pretend that you’ll go straight to jail.

First they audit you for two years, combing through every single thing while causing constant stress, and then you go to jail.

Because you didn’t keep that receipt from the Amish store where you got snacks on a road trip.

I mean, yeah, being required to do something or else you’ll be starving and homeless is pretty fucked up and worthy of a day being ruined.