Tis but a scratch

Not sure if sarcasm. But I think it has to do something with the fact that Google would sell you out at the first glance of opportunity.

Lol I need to learn to read haha Much appreciated

To which color?

Seems to be generated content and that’s fine :)

This is freakishly funny. I think I need more sleep

I am getting to old :D My first thought was Johnny 5 https://robotics.fandom.com/wiki/Johnny_5