This reminds me of Torpenhow Hill, etymologically speaking. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torpenhow_Hill

“Are you classified as human?”

“Negative. I am a meat popsicle.”

*Bombarded.

Goddam, I remember this from the Flintstones, but I think it was a beaver.

Edit: nope, it was a croc that was the punch card puncher, the beavers were the stoplights.

I got to be the 666th updoot, hail Satan!

I’m currently re-reading the Altered Carbon books! I liked the series, some of the ideas were actually better, but I like noticing the differences too. The cartoon spin-off was hot garbage though.