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SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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“What’s your name, kid?”
“Steve.”
“Fuck that. Your name is Steve now.”
Aren’t the criminals the one’s putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.
Hell yeah, my trans queen!
Hell yeah! I do love me some garbage that has yet to enter a landfill!
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.