The amount of time I spend trying to remember a thought I was literally in the middle of and often with the most useless details.

For some reason I’ll have like two random things to go off of. “It had to do with “purple” and “about 10 years ago”. Wtf, I was just thinking about it. What was it?

Even spiders have that one uncle that’s like “pull my horseshoe vortices”.

Reminds me of comedian, James Acaster saying that dating is just learning more about a person and slowly realizing that you don’t like them as much as you hoped you would.

“I should have warned you, some of the jokes are sad.”