Dudes rock

Sometimes gamer aliens will kidnap you into a pocket dimension board game where you have to play hopscotch with an alien girl.

Me at EU customs: “where’s the burgers?”

My mechanic friend told me to steer clear of random no-name gas stations with oddly low prices. He said they’re usually run by criminal groups who buy tankers of reject fuel and basically sell it off and shut down before the feds catch onto them. Said the gas is so bad it can fuck up your engine.

You have to clean out the holodeck cum filters sometimes

Section 31?

Well of course!

Didn’t say they can’t come with you.

Oh, duh

Well if we’re building fucking space stations I guess pretty good.

Honestly the Culture sometimes sounds so Utopian I think for me it’d be a dystopia. Like, I have too many options, what’s my purpose???

I think I’d prefer Star Trek cuz yeah it’s basically post scarcity but seems like humans have more stuff to do.

But he’s so cute!

I would advise not to let him mentally link with you when you’re asleep though.

Oh totally

What if you can have a pet space monkey?

Are they any worse than Earth banditos?

Well that could still happen here if a meteorite gets too close.

All good questions but I’m not sure.

I guess you can have a robot friend.

Ping?

Star Fleet I guess

Eh, not really, that’s such a big station you might as well be living on a planet.

I’m thinking more something like DS9, where there’s some open space and even greenery but you know you’re in a confined space.