…Verses: OMG! DID YOU SEE THAT PIECE OF NEWS THAT HAPPENED JUST AN HOUR AGO THAT ONLY HAPPENED TO A FEW PEOPLE YOU’VE NEVER MET NOR CARE TO MEET, BUT I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES REGARDLESS OF YOUR INTEREST OF THE SUBJECT!? OH!? I NOW HAVE TO SHARE A THING THAT I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THAT IS BARELY CONNECTED TO THE PIECE OF NEWS YOU HAD NO INTEREST IN HEARING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

2-5 minutes in, you’re wondering if this person will ever stop talking for more than a minute, or are you doomed to be in limbo of wanting to tell them you would rather talk about something with more sustainance than go on and on about stuff that just happends and doesn’t change how you view the world, nor how you will finish your day.

Later on, you’re wondering why you looked like the kind of person who would even give a damn about what they brought up in the first place. And so the restart of the inner battle starts, if people like these are so dense that they have no clue of how disregarded you feel in the moment or how…

HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!

…Have you ever thought about shutting the hell up and just let the world happen for just 10 minutes without you blasting your word vomit onto it and those that live in it?!

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? THAT HURTS.

(…AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

Just thought of one to add to the list.

Broticus Maximus

edit:

Broacula

Broski

Broinator

If you’re gay and you know it, this works. Not something I would ever use though ha.

That character must make some exquisite mosaic poos.

Ah… the ol’ switch’over’to’cover’roo

bUt tHe US Is a yOunGEr coUnTrY! wE haVeN’t HaD mUCh TiMe tO caTcHuP.

You would enjoy the communities, !glitch_art@lemmy.world and !glitch_art@lemmy.ml then. =)

Dang it. I should have taken a moment to check if it was AI generated or not.

It is.

I’m just curious. What AI image detector did you use?

w-what?

Jesus dressing??

You’re gonna have to fill me in here. I don’t know this reference.

I surely hope you are heavily exaggerating the number of hours you’re in meetings that day. If not, might I highly recommend you find a better company/corporation to work for?

Don’t we all?

The joke is on you. Due to budget cuts, my country got rid of that department.

My ex-girlfriend. I assure you, you two will get along just fine.

No worries. Please go ahead and gather all of your negative energy, belongings, and yourself, and go live in Negativeville. Population 2 now.

I’m open to suggestions on where this content would better fit and reach the most people.

For the record, this community doesn’t have a rule against this kind of content, which even I was surprised by while looking for a community to post to.

I can tell that this baby was about to book it, to get away with this ‘crime.’