Hey friend! How are you doing!?

Just because we aren’t there physically doesn’t mean that you don’t have friends. Just saying. Now stop being a downer and give me a virtual hug, damn it! 🤗

Rad!

What? You don’t have a dank basement with a false wall that had a hidden handle to it that leads you to the “Summoning Room,” or an Attic access/Eaves/Hidden room that was often used as a place to use “My First Sacrifice” kit, or a ruin/abandoned now hidden building where you and your club or members would seek out wild teenagers or young adults either having a midnight frolic in the woods or those that were trying to have sex away from their controlling parents, that you would kidnap one way or another and bring them back to your decorated scrafical area, like the rest of us?!?

This is perfect for !dadjokes@lemmy.world as well! Hahhaha

It’s astroturing at its finest. What happens when the corporation that runs the station on the moon no longer wants to send that energy down to Earth? Furthermore, what happens when the colony on the moon that operates the station and/or facility rebels and becomes a new nation?

I’ve had a hunch for some time that Musk ‘turned evil,’ would be one of the first people to capitalize on his popularity, wealth, and opportunity to form his own mega corp nation on Mars. This seems like a great opportunity to put that in motion. Plus, if he and other billionaires decided to fund this tech and patent it, they would for sure use it against us in any way they could. Gatekeeping humanities progress is at stake if any of this comes true.

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi on why R. Kelly is not a pedophile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C2KL_S9o

Warm beer doesn’t sound good to me. Warm cider on the other hand…

TIL: imgur.artemislena.eu allows people to see images through an alternative frontend to Imgur. Neet!

Sounds like you would benefit from Cognitive behavioral therapy. I know I have.

This is fantastic! xD

I am absolutely not going to show this to my DM. I don’t want to give him any nightmare fuel ideas for our DnD campaigne.

…Verses: OMG! DID YOU SEE THAT PIECE OF NEWS THAT HAPPENED JUST AN HOUR AGO THAT ONLY HAPPENED TO A FEW PEOPLE YOU’VE NEVER MET NOR CARE TO MEET, BUT I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES REGARDLESS OF YOUR INTEREST OF THE SUBJECT!? OH!? I NOW HAVE TO SHARE A THING THAT I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THAT IS BARELY CONNECTED TO THE PIECE OF NEWS YOU HAD NO INTEREST IN HEARING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

2-5 minutes in, you’re wondering if this person will ever stop talking for more than a minute, or are you doomed to be in limbo of wanting to tell them you would rather talk about something with more sustainance than go on and on about stuff that just happends and doesn’t change how you view the world, nor how you will finish your day.

Later on, you’re wondering why you looked like the kind of person who would even give a damn about what they brought up in the first place. And so the restart of the inner battle starts, if people like these are so dense that they have no clue of how disregarded you feel in the moment or how…

HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!

…Have you ever thought about shutting the hell up and just let the world happen for just 10 minutes without you blasting your word vomit onto it and those that live in it?!

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? THAT HURTS.

(…AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

Just thought of one to add to the list.

Broticus Maximus

edit:

Broacula

Broski

Broinator

If you’re gay and you know it, this works. Not something I would ever use though ha.

That character must make some exquisite mosaic poos.

Ah… the ol’ switch’over’to’cover’roo

bUt tHe US Is a yOunGEr coUnTrY! wE haVeN’t HaD mUCh TiMe tO caTcHuP.

You would enjoy the communities, !glitch_art@lemmy.world and !glitch_art@lemmy.ml then. =)