A pay-for-friend? Yeah you can totally do it! I don’t know about a real event planner but use the social meeting apps and throw some money at people. See what happens. Sounds to me like an interesting social experiment too. Good luck!

And they would totally dig that shit up and call it an experience too. Do it.

Meh…what else is new? Let’s just keep clogging the news with more shit. This is his tactic anyways.

It’s early in the morning here and this already made my day.

Bahahaha eat it dipshit!

Wait wait wait…are you serious about the golf comment? That would be crazy if it’s true!

I’m loving it already! And…I’m not scrolling through ads too!!