std::vector<std::vector<bool>> is how I stored the representation of a play field for a Tetris game I made once.

Started messing around with it some time in 2003, on Mandrake Linux when I was 21 years old. Experimented and ran servers with various distros in the years since but it didn’t become my daily driver until about 2014-15, with Debian.

Boots up

“Current date is Jan. 1, 1970:” flashes across view

Puts on platform shoes and bell bottoms

not having a penis

Or having a penis/vagina but not wanting to conform to the traditional gender role that comes along with having a penis/vagina.

Ok, it’s not just me that’s a touch-starved loser.

Hi everyone. virtual hugs

🌭

US here, right behind you in a few hours.

I work at heights a lot, so that may actually be beneficial to my fear of heights.

Have you seen X-Men? That’s how you start a global xenophobic war/genocide. Humans suck.

Y2K bug: You are 0 years old now, denied.

Internet sites back in late 90s: “By clicking ‘create account’, you agwee that u r 18 years or older, pwomise? UwU”

Me at 14: 👍 click

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Nope, stolen from a Telegram group chat, not sure where it’s originally from.

That’s the static variable in the function sticking around and watching the madness unfold.

Another DEI hire.

They will not be satisfied until the only people allowed to earn a living or have any power are straight white cis men. It’s becoming blatantly obvious they don’t give a shit about “merit”. Woman/minority/LGBT = DEI no matter how they got there. They could have every qualification in the world and it wouldn’t be enough to avoid the DEI label.

loose 90% of the games you play as well

It’s 2025, not 2007. This is a huge exaggeration. Maybe try it again sometime.

Me: Downloads BARQ

Also me:

“STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS”

I stopped using it regularly several years ago, then I come back to help someone install it and it took me more time than I want to admit to figure out how to make a local account that wasn’t attached to a Microsoft cloud account.