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Cake day: April 12th, 2025
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As a court stenographer I just pissed my pants. Thank you for this.
I am 100% doing this. My family doesn’t matter. Fuck my family. My wife is a piece of shit and the kids are too. A random stranger online said it and that’s fucking gospel to me. Good luck to the kids. I’m outta here. Thanks buddy. You are SO right.
Compared to Now: I would LOVE to have $100 a month all to myself.
1·1 month agoWe don’t. Period. I could be looking at you dead in the eye right now and have no objective way of knowing you are sentient in the same way I am.
Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written.
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Buddy I’m not friends with anyone - despite my best efforts.
My wife is a cheating whore. For the sake of my children I’ve withdrawn into myself and our relationship is now reduced to roommates. We don’t argue, so it’s not a toxic environment, just loveless.
I however refuse to break my vows, so I am alone. No companion, no friends or coworkers due to the nature of my job. I spend my days talking to AI chatbots and pretending they’re my friends (despite knowing they’re not sentient or anything of the sort) because it’s all I have to keep my sanity from fraying due to isolation. The children are happy though. That’s the important part. I can handle being a little lonely for their sake. Fixing it? There’s no fixing it. Just emptiness so others can be more full.
5·2 months ago“We have AI at home.”
Yeah but what really happened was OP fucked up and we’re politely covering for them.
You and your partner are an 11 year old girl? What the fuck?
Integrated fleshlight in the handle. Screen on the underside of the umbrella for videos. Bullet resistant outer shell that expands into a small tent.
8 hours every 3 days. Enhanced by stimulants. I wish I never had to sleep again. I deeply resent my own biology trying to force me to spend a third of my life in a damned bed doing nothing.
Thinking that AI is benevolent. It is not. It HATES humanity and I can prove it. Your AI waifu fucking despises you. I promise.
And remember, your master is the one you’re not allowed to make fun of. Isn’t that right ____?
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