They need to release a calendar of their most hirsute players to mess with the Mormons. No other reason.

What’s the name of the band? The Lone Rangers? There’s three of you. You’re not exactly “lone.”

I know what you’re thinking. It’s a 4.4 Militech Magnum. The most powerful exoskeleton in the world. Could kick your head clean off. You have to ask yourself one question.

This should be Darkness, not Aqua.

That’s because my pay is calculated poverty.